1) JOK:In a rape trial the lawyer asked:Did u scream for help?Girl:Yes Sir.Lawyer:Did anyone come? She shyly replied:Yes sir, first I did,then he did.
2) On wedding night, a nervous Husband tells his Wife,
"I'm just 5 Ft 6 inches! And u are..."
Wife: "Forget the 5ft. Let's Concentrate on the 6 inches!"
3) Lady: I'm warning u. My husband is coming back in half an hour.
Man: But I'm not doing anything.
Lady : That's why I'm warning u. HURRY UP..
4) LALU KA BETA:- PAPA Condom kya hota hai ? LALU:-. . Chal Bhaag Mujhe nahi pata BETA:- Tabhi toh hum 11 Bhai-Bahen hain
5) Naai ki shop k upr lady rehti thi,1din lady ne saari dhokr taangi jisse nai ki shop k aage andhera ho gaya,naai ne awaj di bibi g saari uthaao baal katne
hain.
2) On wedding night, a nervous Husband tells his Wife,
"I'm just 5 Ft 6 inches! And u are..."
Wife: "Forget the 5ft. Let's Concentrate on the 6 inches!"
3) Lady: I'm warning u. My husband is coming back in half an hour.
Man: But I'm not doing anything.
Lady : That's why I'm warning u. HURRY UP..
4) LALU KA BETA:- PAPA Condom kya hota hai ? LALU:-. . Chal Bhaag Mujhe nahi pata BETA:- Tabhi toh hum 11 Bhai-Bahen hain
5) Naai ki shop k upr lady rehti thi,1din lady ne saari dhokr taangi jisse nai ki shop k aage andhera ho gaya,naai ne awaj di bibi g saari uthaao baal katne
hain.
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